One of the only downfalls of losing weight, is losing the parts of your body that you DON'T want to get rid of- Like my glorious boobs. My wonderful boobies used to sit up super high on my chest and even though they were huge, I could go bra-less and still look awesome. We're talking about some bigole-tigole-44DD-bittys.
I promise, you could see those babies coming from a mile away, but you could also clearly see my back breaking when I walked and especially when I tried to run.
Needless to say, I am quite happy that my breasts have gotten smaller, but could they have at least kept their shape and wonderfulness??? I swear that they have turned into little bags filled with water. They are definitely not built for speed, but at least The Honeypie can play the motorboat.
Why did I notice this today? Yesterday I went shopping a little and found a cutepie bra at my local bullshity store (you know, your Fashion Bug, Dots, ect). So I said WTH and bought myself one. It is toooooo cute let me tell you, but here is what happened when I tried it on.
As soon as I tried it on, my doorbell rang and the postman delivered my membership card into the itty-bitty-titty-committee. You are looking at my boobs being swallowed up by my new bra. Ok, not my literal boobies, but I don't think the Honeypie would like the girls on blast for the world to see.
At the end of the day though, I do love my new boobies even though they are not as busty as they used to be. At least they don't hurt my back anymore.
I may not have boobies anymore...but this ass is NOT to be played with!!!
What is something that you lost, or would hate to lose while losing weight?
ALL HAIL SHAINA'S FANTABULOUS BOOBS
I promise, you could see those babies coming from a mile away, but you could also clearly see my back breaking when I walked and especially when I tried to run.
I AM SHAINA'S BACK BREAKING
Needless to say, I am quite happy that my breasts have gotten smaller, but could they have at least kept their shape and wonderfulness??? I swear that they have turned into little bags filled with water. They are definitely not built for speed, but at least The Honeypie can play the motorboat.
After a few years this will be my reality.
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Why did I notice this today? Yesterday I went shopping a little and found a cutepie bra at my local bullshity store (you know, your Fashion Bug, Dots, ect). So I said WTH and bought myself one. It is toooooo cute let me tell you, but here is what happened when I tried it on.
As soon as I tried it on, my doorbell rang and the postman delivered my membership card into the itty-bitty-titty-committee. You are looking at my boobs being swallowed up by my new bra. Ok, not my literal boobies, but I don't think the Honeypie would like the girls on blast for the world to see.
At the end of the day though, I do love my new boobies even though they are not as busty as they used to be. At least they don't hurt my back anymore.
I may not have boobies anymore...but this ass is NOT to be played with!!!
What is something that you lost, or would hate to lose while losing weight?
My boobs haven't gotten smaller but my thighs have changed drastically. I love my cornbread thickness I just wanted them hella toned instead of water balloon jiggly.
ReplyDeleteummm, last i saw, your chesticles looked fine- you still have the cleave...sooooo, either you are frontin with massive padding, or you are sorely mistaken about the state of the BX'twins'! I think we need a guest blog from honeypie to weigh in on this matter. that.is.all.
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